Amy Schumer Says She Is 'What You Look Like If You Have Pasta And Wine'
Inside Amy Schumer's world, pasta and wine is EVERYTHING.
Honestly, we relate.
For Amy, it's a 'kinda, almost every night' thing. And we don't blame her.
In fact, Amy prides herself on the fact that she's "what you look like if you have pasta and wine."
Clearly, we're not eating the same pasta and drinking the same wine because we WISH we looked THAT good.
So, when Stephen Colbert told Amy on The Late Show that some people simply 'don't do carbs'... she had an extremely reasonable and relatable reaction.
Check it out:
Oh. My. God.
WHAT IS LIFE? ARE THESE PEOPLE OKAY? DO THEY NEED A HUG?
Honestly, we might need Jonathan to hold us too after that news.
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