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1. Dryden Mitchell from Alien Ant Farm
Sometimes Dryden has a Mohawk, and sometimes he has the inverse of a Mohawk. The human embodiment of yin and yang. Makes you think.
2. Most of Mushroomhead
“Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily” said philosopher William Of Occam (1285-1349). Mushroomhead visually fly in the face of such so-called wisdom with a more-is-more approach that would leave William Of Occam trembling in his monk’s habit.
3. Chad Gray from Mudvayne
Most people would struggle to grow five-foot dreadlocks from their heads, yet Chad Gray managed to do it from his chin. Proof that there is no limit to what humanity is truly capable of.
4. All of Mudvayne, in fact
A stark reminder from Mudvayne that, in the words of Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679), “The life of man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”
5. Wayne Static (RIP) from Static-X
Hair that defies gravity, yet a swinging, plaited beard that is forced to obey it. Makes you think about the duality of life and stuff.
6. Everyone even vaguely associated with Twisted Method
It’s just, like, what, like what's going on, man, you know?
7. Josey Scott from Saliva
“O, a kiss
Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge!
Now, by the jealous queen of heaven, that kiss I carried from thee, dear, and my true lip
Hath virgined it e’er since.” – Coriolanus, act 5, scene 3. Maybe relevant, dunno. Not really sure what it means.
8. Miguel Rascón from Coal Chamber
“One cannot step twice in the same river” said Greek philosopher Heraclitus (540BCE-480BCE). Likewise, no two combinations of hair, dye, gel, chains, piercings, contact lenses and necklaces will ever be truly identical.
9. The fella with the sculpted eyebrows, Mohawk and sideburns from Dope
You do you, dude. You do you.
10. Vanilla Ice during his nu-metal phase
Is it still a bowl cut if you only have a plate? When are they going to make a Playmobil movie? So many questions.
11. Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken” – Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).
12. Shifty Shellshock from Crazy Town
His chin looks like someone’s played Pin The Tail On The Donkey on it.
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