Samuel L Jackson's Top 10 Motherf**kin' One-liners
One of Hollywood’s most iconic actors, no one delivers a one-liner quite like Samuel L Jackson.
To celebrate his return to our screens for the Blu-ray and DVD release of The Legend of Tarzan (out now!), we remember 10 of his most memorable movie moments.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
“Hamburgers… The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast”
"You know me. It's my duty to please that booty."
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherf**kin' snakes on this motherf**kin plane!"
Jackie Brown (1997)
‘I’m as serious as a heart attack.”
The Legend of Tarzan (2016)
“Do you want me to lick his nuts too”
The Avengers (2012)
“I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”
The Other Guys (2010)
"You shut your face! If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet."
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
"We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man."
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
"Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your a**!
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
“Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.”
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