19 Movies That Would Be Extremely Boring If Their Plots Were Literally Their Title
Sometimes, just sometimes Reddit is amazing. Just recently, for example, redditor azazqadir asked "Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?" - and, as it's always the case, the internet delivered. Just see for yourselves:
1. Silent Hill - There are no bees buzzing. No brooks babbling. Just ear-ringing silence. Alternatively, just hours of Jonah Hill staring at the screen. You choose. / sharkman32
2. The Accountant - A day in life of Ben Wyatt, pre-Pawnee. / AnirudhMenon94
3. The Constant Gardner - “I can’t stop gardening! Help me, I’m so tired!” / Mashedfact
4. Saw - How to use saws, for the lovers of carpentry. / Earishairy
5. Pitch Black - Just think of the low production budget! / FatDabsIsGod
6. Jaws - Basically just a slideshow of dental x-rays. / optimistprimate10
7. Girl On A Train - About a 2-hours long commute on a crowded train, 40+ minutes of which is her waiting at the platform because of severe delays. / AlbaDdraig
8. The Men Who Stare At Goats - Well, you can imagine what it would be like. Baaa-ring. / mastersword83
9. The Never-ending Story - They’re still showing it in Berlin, it’s been 32 years now. Some of the audience members might or might not be dead at this point. / Eoiny
10. Sixteen Candles - Just a live stream of a birthday cake. / Pokefan982144
11. The Godfather - A jump cut edit of a guy remembering once a year to send a birthday card. For the first ten years of the godchild’s life, that is. / AltonBrownsBalls
12. The Fifth Element - Just a 3-hour long doc about Boron. / KeeperofTerris
13. When Harry Met Sally - “Hi, I’m Sally!” “Nice to meet you, I’m Harry.” *Roll credits*. / evilmonkey2
14. 127 Hours - Similarly to Pitch Black, it’s just 127 hours of nothing but black screen. / zakdendy
15. The Breakfast Club - A bunch of people meet up to eat brekkie every day. Starring Ron Swanson. / rainingnovember
16. Girl, Interrupted - The first U.S. presidential debate, encore. / jackdaw_t_robot
17. Schindler's List - Just some dude named Schindler reading a shopping list out loud for 20 minutes. / WowHelloHi
18. Rush Hour - Just two and a half hours of people sitting in bad traffic on M25. / Hammerzeit7
19. Transformers - A light pole buzzing for six hours. Hour six - the transformer explodes. Cut to credits. / TheRedgrinGrumbholdt
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