Cinema's Dumbest Taglines
1 MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
“Everything that has a beginning has an end”
Erm, yeah. No shit.
“The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film are the first 92.”
A bold claim from a 98-minute film.
“Hombre means man... Paul Newman is Hombre!”
Woah, so Paul Newman plays a man in this? Intriguing!
4 STRANGE DAYS
“You know you want it”
Al things condiderered we'd prefer it if you just drive us home, thank you.
5 THE THING WITH TWO HEADS
“They transplanted a white bigot’s head onto a soul brother’s body!”
Just imagine all the cheeky hi-jinks these rascals will get up to!
“Not to be confused with King Kong.”
Right, but... you can see the potential for confusion, yes?
“Move over aliens – here come the Creepozoids”
Oh noes! Not Creepozoids? Yikesy!
8 THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN
“Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States.”
“OMG you know that dolphin I’ve been training to leap through a hoop? Well, it’s only gone and killed the effing president! I feel a right tit.”
9 DRACULA'S DAUGHTER
“She gives you that weird feeling”
Like when you get up out of a hot bath too quickly? Or like when you fall asleep on your hand and it goes all gammy?
10 I WAS A SHOPLIFTER
“Exposing today’s most alarming crime ring!”
Probably somewhat overstating where shoplifting sits on the sliding scale of heinous criminality.
11 SAVAGE ABDUCTION
“Capture nice young girls”
A marketing tagline that handily doubles as a rallying cry for psycho-nonces.
12 THE PIT
“Down in the pit there’s something alive. Half-human. Half-monster. Half-crazed.”
Let's have a quick chat about how fractions work.
13 URBAN LEGEND
“It happened to someone who knows someone you know... You’re next.”
Wait, so... It happened to who now? My cousin's mate's sister?
14 THE ABOMINABLE SHOWMAN OF THE HIMALAYAS
“We dare you to see it alone!”
Cracking business decision.
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There's hope for us all.
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"That was just, wow, that's like a magic trick, that's fantastic."
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It was sheer resilience for us tbh.
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Could we BE any more jealous?
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Ryan Coogler, too? Yes please.
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We love a comeback!
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Probs not, let's be honest.
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How quotable can one man be?!
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We're SO proud.
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Judy the ORACLE.
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So no one told you BRUNCH was gonna be this GREAT?