Daniel Radcliffe's Farting Corpse With An Erection Causes Audience Walk Out
So, you've made the most beloved movies in the world. You got naked with a horse on a London stage, and you've even played a dog walker in an Amy Schumer movie. Where next?
Some might say, hey, don't push yourself, Raddy, take a rest. Chill out mate, go on holiday, lest you make a movie you regret. But you're Harry freaking Potter, and you'll star as a farting corpse with an erection if you damn want to.
At least, we imagine that was the thought process of Daniel Radcliffe when he agreed to star in Swiss Army Man, a film about - and really, we can't stress this enough - a farting corpse with an erection.
The movie premiered at the Sundance Festival last weekend to a VIP audience, who allegedly kept standing up and leaving throughout the film.
The indie flick stares Paul Dano as a man who befriends a farting corpse and has long discussions about isolation, the meaning of life, and masturbation with (or we guess, to) it.
I've seen thousands of movies and never seen anything like SWISS ARMY MAN. Insane. Crazy. Like entering a bonkers dream. Wow. #sundance
— Steven Weintraub (@colliderfrosty) January 23, 2016
A reccuring gag of the movie is Radcliffe's long-lasting erection, which, well, okay, yes. Good.
In case you thought, "THIS MOVIE IS SOUNDING TOO MUCH LIKE TAME OLD HARRY POTTER," then don't worry, Dano and Radcliffe also share a passionate kiss.
“The chance to play a dead guy in this context was too much fun to pass up,” Radcliffe said of the film.
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