12 Pieces Of Weird, Stupid Deadpool Merchandise That You Desperately Need In Your Life
Sure, Superman's brave, and Captain America's noble, but you wouldn't invite either of them to a barbecue, would you? Heroics aside, most superheroes are lycra-clad fun sponges. The Avengers probably have the dryest WhatsApp group in the universe.
At Comedy Central we like our superheroes sassy. That's why we're huge fans of the new Deadpool movie, starring Ryan Reynolds as everyone's favourite anarchic piss-taking assassin.
And to celebrate, we thought we'd gather together some of the weirdest pieces of Deadpool merch on the dot coms.
This awesome fridge maker-betterer
A sexy drawing, just for you
From JessAndGinger on Reddit.
This Iron Man X Deadpool combo suit that you need in your life, even if you only ever wear it to do the dishes
From BakaMick on Reddit.
Look, it's a quite beautiful piece of Deadpool splatter art
Alienate your workmates with this murderous pencil holder
This isn't Lego, which normally would be bad. But they're little Deadpools, so in actual fact it is good
It's a gun-toting Deadpool riding a Vespa. What more do you want?
A terrifying piggy bank
A slightly less intimidating piggy bank
Are you jealous of this Deadpool jelly tray? Yes you are
Don't let anybody tell you this T-shirt is not a good idea
Guitars are cool. Deadpool is cool. If you buy this, you will probably still not be cool
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