The Bad Decisions I’ve Made As A Result of Watching High School Movies
We’re all in agreement that the high school movie is the greatest genre of modern cinema, right? After all, how does it get any better than Bring It On or Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion? It doesn’t.
But as much as I love them, they’ve also been behind some of my most tragic life decisions to date. Thanks to my unfailing devotion and blind acceptance of the lessons they teach, I have made some god-awful life decisions that haunt me to this day. In other words, I blame these movie tropes for everything.
The Bad Decisions I’ve Made as a Direct Result of Watching High School Movies
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