Someone's Building A Titanic Theme Park Complete With Iceberg Simulator
You'd forgotten the story of Titanic, hadn't you. Pretty unremarkable, that giant ship sinking in 1912. Jack and Rose, who!?
Of course you hadn't. It's one of the most famous stories of all time. And the movie of the event one of the highest grossing in the history of cinema.
Yet the good people of China reckon it's time to build a THEME PARK commemorating the disaster, 4000 miles from where it happened.
Complete with an ICEBERG SIMULATOR.
Juuuust in case you wanted to experience the prospect of drowning in frozen water after being hit by a lump of ice. Just in case you wanted to get a tragic death-shaped snack and post it to Instagram.
“Given China’s remoteness from the story there remains a risk that it would be sensationalised", said Aidan McMichael, chairman of the Belfast Titanic Committee in the UK (where Titanic began its journey).
And because you'll want to Snapchat the entire morbid experience, it'll have ~WiFi~ as well as the famed ballroom, theater, and swimming pool - all of which tourists will be able to use.
How much is it costing? Oh, just $145,242,230 MILLION. Drink it in, folks. The world is officially burning.
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