This Sexy Elf Fan Theory Is So Dark It'll Destroy Christmas
Buddy the Elf AKA Will Ferrell AKA the spirit of Christmas incarnate.
He can do no wrong.
He's a perfect innocent babyface, unaffected by the cynisicm and general grossness of Adult Life.
Not according Batfan5, a Redditor who saw straight through that 'innocent' shower scene with Zooey Deschanel's character Jovi.
“Buddy, the sicko as he is, was actually trying to peep on Zooey while she was in the shower, and played his sick fetish off as innocence and just wanting to sing a Christmas song.”
We're starting to look at a few things differently now, and we don't like it one bit.
Why would you do this to us, Batfan5? WHY?!
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