What If Britney Spears' Crossroads Had Been Set In 2017?
1. The girls would have only buried their wish box in 2009, so Kit would have probably included a doll of Edward from Twilight, while Lucy’s locket would have been replaced by a Links Of London charm bracelet. Mimi would have still put in the globe keychain, though, because how else do you symbolise the world?
2. Lucy would have danced on the bed to Madonna’s What It Feels Like For A Girl instead of Open Your Heart.
3. Kit’s dad would have taken her graduation pictures on his new iPhone 7 Plus.
4. Lucy and Henry’s sex song would have been The Weeknd’s I Feel It Coming.
5. The girls wouldn’t have needed to fight over Mimi’s flashlight to find the wish box, because phone torches, duh.
6. There would be no Polaroid in the box, just a memory card of never-printed pictures from one of their digital cameras.
7. Dylan would have ghosted Kit when he went to college.
8. Lucy would have found her mum on Facebook and never needed to go on the road trip after her mum replied to her message and told her she didn’t want to see her. But that would have been a short movie.
9. Mimi would have Googled Ben before the road trip and found out he wasn’t a murderer, but then there would be no suspense and mystery, and the whole thing might have sucked.
10. Ben would have gotten pissed at the girls for listening to One Direction, not NSYNC.
11. Lucy's dad would have text, phoned and Instagram-stalked her from the minute he realised she was missing. They'd both have Find My Friends turned on, so even when she ignored him he could follow her, but again, short movie.
12. Lucy wouldn't have written poems in a notebook, she'd write inspirational quotes on Twitter.
13. When Ben's car broke down they would have ditched it for an Uber.
14. Rather than I Love Rock 'N Roll, the girls would have performed Florence + The Machine's You've Got The Love in the dive bar.
15. And when Kit made them up for the performance she'd use a Kylie Lip Kit and an Anastasia Beverly Hills brow pencil.
16. When they stole Ben's car they'd sing to Nicki Minaj's Starships instead of Man! I Feel Like A Woman.
17. Watching the sunset would have been Kit's perfect Instagram opportunity #blessed.
18. Lucy's mum would be played by Yolanda Hadid, not Kim Cattrall.
19. Ben would have followed Lucy on Twitter and secretly been inspired by her quotes, without having to ask her to read them.
20. And instead of Sheryl Crow's If It Makes You Happy, the gang would have sang along to Taylor Swift's Blank Space in the car.
21. Kit would be back at it again on Instagram when Mimi finally got to dip her feet in the Pacific Ocean.
22. Ben would freak the eff out when Lucy said she wanted to stay and go to college near him.
23. Mimi would have been auditioning for The Voice US, not the Slide Records recording contest.
24. There would be at least one Kardashian cameo in LA.
25. When Kit showed up at Dylan's apartment, he'd pretend his phone hadn't been working.
26. But his Tinder date from the night before would have slept over and she'd bust him.
27. She'd be able to beat him up way harder because of all the boxing classes she'd been attending, inspired by the Victoria's Secret Angels.
28. Lucy and Ben would break up once she started dating one of her co-stars on The Voice.
29. And when the girls said goodbye to their past, they wouldn't bury a box, they'd delete all their old hometown acquaintances on Facebook.
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Dualstar1 of 28
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