These Crazy Fan Theories Are Out There

Dash turns evil: The Incredibles 2 has only just been announced and people are already speculating that little Dash Parr is going to grow up to become the villain in the sequel film. We’ll have to wait another three years to find out how true this is.

Toy Story 3 is actually about the Holocaust: The toys hide in the attic, then are removed and sent to Sunnyside Daycare, AKA a concentration camp. All the parallels are there, guys!

Breaking Bad is a Walking Dead prequel: It wasn’t just Walter White that turned into a monster thanks to that blue meth; the drugs turned everyone else into actual monsters too.

Harry made the Dursley’s horrid: The Dursley’s were actually nice people. Until Harry showed up and tainted everything with his cursed self. The dark magic acted like radiation and killed off everything good about them.

Friends took place in a mental asylum: This one argues that each of the gang suffered from a traumatic event that left them in an asylum and those 10 series were the lives they imagined they would have had.

Nemo’s dead: As his name is Latin for ‘no one,’ this theory suggests that Nemo died along with his other brothers and sisters and the whole film is Marlin working through the stages of grief.

Angry birds is 911 from the POV of the terrorists: If cowboy pigs stealing eggs sounds familiar, it’s because actually, they’re Americans taking oil and everything else is just the birds trying to take back what’s rightfully theirs.

The Fresh Prince was dead: Remember how in the theme tune, Will Smith mentions getting into a fight, before he’s packed off to Bel-Air? Well, he died in that fight, Bel-Air is heaven and his estranged aunt and and uncle are also dead.

Spock is related to Sherlock: A line from a Sherlock Holmes novel was quoted by Spock in Star Trek. It was then quoted in the BBC’s Sherlock, but attributed to Spock. So either the two are related or the BBC does not know its source material.

The Ewoks eat people: Cute, furry teddy bears they are not. Not only are they proven warriors, but they also start to roast Han Solo over a fire at one point, preheating him for a delicious meal.

Jack Dawson was a time traveller: Basically, not only were his bag, cigarettes and haircut all from totally different eras, but he also mentions visiting places that didn’t exist until after the Titanic sank. Not continuity errors: time travelling.

The Rugrats weren’t real: Neglected by her parents, Anjelica invented the other children and their adventures. The theory goes that Tommy was stillborn, Chuckie died with his mum and the twins were aborted. Which is enough to ruin Rugrats for anyone.

The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park weren’t real: As science has already proved that extracting dino DNA from mosquitos would be impossible, the theory goes that they were actually shams cobbled together from other animals to fool the tourists.

Sid saves toys: After a childhood spent torturing toys, we see in Toy tory 3 that he became a garbage man. The theory goes that this was an act of penance: what other job lets you save old toys? It all adds up.

Willy Wonka wanted the kids to die: Ever wondered why, when a kid got sucked up a giant tube or turned into a blueberry, Willy Wonka didn’t step up and do something? Well, not only was he planning for their deaths, but he used them to make his candy.