Katie Price has failed her audition to land a part in the new Sex And The City movie.
As we reported last week, Price, better known as Jordan and ex partner of that village idiot with the abs Peter Andre, auditioned for a part in the new movie sequel, playing a big bosomed "naturally sexy" Irish nanny called Erin.
As you may be thinking, this sound slike a shoe in. However, the 32-year-old glamour model failed to make even the final 20, because, according to various sources she was too old and her boobs didn't look real.
Katie was allegedly competing against 70 other hopefuls for the role but a source revealed to the Daily Mirror newspaper that "Jordan was never going to be able to play that part. She's deluded. Jordan is none of those things. She may have the big boobs, but they don't look natural."
The source also added that "The character has to be good with children. Jordan might be a good mum, but she doesn't come across as a warm, fun figure who goes cart-wheeling with someone else's kids."
Another insider is said to have commented that “all the botox in the world won`t shave a decade off her. The bosses wanted someone fresh-faced, natural and young. Jordan is none of those things."
Fair cop, we say. With those jugs and that perma-tan you could argue that she looks like a condom filled with sweet potatoes, which we would imagine Carrie Bradshaw would find rather unsavoury...
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