That’s what happened recently on Putney Bridge in South West London, only for the traffic cop to discover he’d pulled over the Queen’s grandson. Oops.
According to The Sun, the officer said, “Can you take your helmet off?” Prince Harry replied, “I’d rather not”. It was at this point Harry’s minders stepped in and the cop – realising he’d pulled over the third in line to the throne - said, ‘I’m so sorry’.”
We love the idea of Harry’s "minders” stepping out from the shadows like Dementors as a red dot appeared on the officer's forehead from a rooftop nearby.
The current bun described Harry’s companion as a ‘mysterious blonde’, which suggests she was shrouded in mist from a smoke machine, performing magic tricks and speaking in tongues. Or maybe she just had a helmet on so her identity’s unknown.
Anyway, in an attempt to discover who this ‘mysterious blonde’ might be, we asked Cindy in accounts* as she reads Heat Magazine and is a massive gossip. Here, exclusive to Comedy Central, are her thoughts on the ‘mystery blonde’:
“Saturdays singer Mollie King 2/1
“My sister’s wife’s cousin heard a rumour that they dated recently”
Chelsy Davy 3/1
“She’s Harry’s ex and blonde. You do the math”
Paris Hilton 10/1
“She’s blonde and likes men. You do the math”
Hulk Hogan 50/1
“I have a Hulk Hogan duvet cover and novelty bubble bath container. I like Hulk. His real name's Terry”
An Afghan hound 75/1
“Harry might have simply been taking the dog for ‘a walk’. My husband often ‘walks’ our Shih Tzu by driving her round the block in our Nissan Micra”
So there you have it. It’s still a complete and utter mystery.
* We’ve now sacked Cindy in accounts
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