Writing in his column for The Huffington Post the 30 Rock actor told Sheen to ‘sober up’ and apologise to the studios.
‘You can’t win. Really. You can’t,’ he said. ‘When executives at studios and networks move up to the highest ranks, they are given a book. The book is called How to Handle Actors. And one principle held dear in that book is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right.
‘Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.’
What should Charlie do then Alec?
‘Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck [Lorre],’ he continued. ‘Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it.
‘Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star.’
He signed off: ‘P.S.... buy Cryer a really nice car.’
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