Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! And then 'no' some more.
The news comes via Twitter and he tweeted when (home to 30 Rock in the States) NBC network's The Today Show sent a news crew to Alec's house after the arrest of a woman accused of stalking him.
What follows is the dumbassery that must ensue around most celebrities when the media gets wind of a story.
He tweeted: 'A photographer attempting to snap a shot of [fiancée] @hilariathomas backed up into and tripped over a baby in a stroller. Man.....(sic)'
His general beef is with the media: 'Outside my apt today, along side the other stalkers from the tabloid press, a crew that identified themselves as being with the Today Show.
'The television crew camped outside my apt said they were with the Today Show. #howthemightyhavefallen. I haven't appeared on the Today Show in many years.
'But did they have to camp outside my apt?
'A story about stalking sure brings out the stalkers in the media. But, the Today Show? No one from NBC contacted me until the Today Show arrived at my apt.
'I think I'm leaving NBC just in time (sic).'
How our heart sinketh! Tell us it's not true.
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