Confusingly, it's smaller and bigger at the same time. Also, it’s the same size. The display is bigger, we think. Either that or your hands have got smaller.
It's the same width, which means it's still easy to type with one hand. Consequently, as we evolve, the other unused arm is likely to drop off at some point in the next century, unless Apple develop a use for it.
The iPhone 5 comes with new EarPods, based on the human ear, which is handy. We hated those ones based on alien ears. These will be more comfortable no matter what your ear type is. You do know what ear type you are, don't you?
The Daily Slap has some suggestions for new apps that we'd like to see developed pronto, if you don’t mind.
iFib
iFib will ring your partner and make excuses for you in your own voice while you carry on a clandestine affair with a co-worker you thought no one else knew about. The ability to lie and converse convincingly with a human has long been the holy grail of artificial intelligence. It's also the holy grail for some with unartificial intelligence. You see, we're not so unalike after all.
iAlibi
iAlibi provides you with a Google Map showing where you were at the time of the alleged offence, officer. This should prove categorically that you could not be responsible for the string of washing line thefts that plagued the Morley neighbourhood of Leeds, that Wednesday. You spent the evening on a roundabout in Leicester with a selection of other alleged criminals, who also purchased iAlibi for just £0.69p.
iSick
iSick will let your employer know you are not available for work today with a sickening array of symptoms too disturbing for anyone to repeat, let alone question. It's the future and we're going to need some time off.
Next Article: Kate And Wills 'Saddened' By Topless Photos
Copyright : Comedy Central UK