A Tinder Rom-Com Is Coming And We're All Doomed
Old men writing about the relationships of today's youths is something that should have stopped some time ago.
But it hasn't!
Because whether you like it or not (and you definitely can't stop this runaway train), the old dude team behind Friends With Benefits is now reuniting to bring you Worst Tinder Date Ever, a movie with a title that sounds like it was ripped from a Twitter hashtag that trended for about fifteen minutes.*
*This may actually be the case as there is no current evidence otherwise.
That's right, in the spirit of You've Got Mail, the timeless/utterly forgettable Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks romp, Worst Tinder Date Ever will explore the dating jungle of "It's A Match!" notifications from the perspective of people with no direct experience of it.
But, lest you think we would be okay with this if it was written by some people more down with swiping right, rest assured: we would still take the production of this film as the sign of humanity's impending doom that it almost certainly is.
Because this movie truly sounds like an inescapable nightmare.
Sure, it's possible that the final product will be incredibly good and fun to watch.
But we suspect that when it comes out on Blu-ray it will form the first piece of fuel for a huge dumpster fire that will grow out of control and ultimately destroy life on Earth as we know it.
Warner Bros. has been contacted for comment and this article will be amended with any response.
@WarnerBrosUK hi, I'm writing a piece on your upcoming film "Worst Tinder Date Ever" and had a quick question: why? For the love of God why
— Scott Limbrick (@ScottLimbrick) 20 July 2016
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