Permanently Alter Your Body With This Tattoo Vending Machine
Having something on your skin for the rest of your life is a big decision to make. Is your ironic mum idea not ironic and just shit? Will that Keats poem still look cool after you’ve graduated from your English undergrad? Will SEND NUDES still be funny in 2045?
If all this decision making is too much, why not just leave it up to chance?
Well, Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas, Texas now gives you the opportunity to have the tattoo chosen for you, simply by using this retro bubblegum machine.
If you’re feeling brave, simply spend $100 on a design, turn the handle, and pray to god it’s not a dolphin.
All the designs are apparently “in good taste”, and you can even get a second one for a mere $20.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
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