This Website Lets You Draw The Perfect Penis
Seducing a crush with a pic of your genitals is a risky strategy. First off - never send them unwarranted (okay?) and secondly, you never know where the pic of your private parts is going to end up.
No one wants their intimate images plastered all over a group chat.
Luckily, coder György Szücs has a solution for you, that doesn’t involve any awkward snapping. Szücs has created a programme that allows you to design the perfect dick pic - depending on size, girth and er, other factors.
"First I started with the obvious categories, like size, circumference” explains Szücs, “then I went on the dirty stuff and added everything that my mind could think of absolutely shamelessly."
He means it. The website, designed using php, HTML, CSS and jQuery, lets you go into FULL detail to build your (or your ideal) peen.
Fancy having a go? Head to the Dick Code website, where you can pick different features and design a bespoke image to send on to whoever wants it, without the regular risk.
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