Trump Legit Stole Elle Woods’ Speech From Legally Blonde
Every day we write a piece on something stupid Trump has done. Every. God. Damn. Day.
Are we writing about his new legislation?
Are we writing about how he’s developing US relations with the Middle East? No.
How about how he’s tackling the education disparity issue in downtown Chicago? No. No we’re not.
We’re writing about how the actual president of the actual United States ripped a speech from a 90s teen film. Because postmodernity has gone haywire and we are now living in a world where the real and the unreal constantly merge; where we exist in a hyperreality of repetition and blurred edges. Pop cultural signifiers and figures have become mainstream political culture, reducing that space between what is fiction and what is life. Just as Baudrillard writes, “The real is not only what can be reproduced, but that which is already reproduced, the hyper-real.”
So anyway, Trump copied a speech from Elle Woods’ character in Legally Blonde.
Tonight: Trump plagiarized his commencement speech from Elle Woods in Legally Blonde pic.twitter.com/EScE4B02F8
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) May 16, 2017
We don’t know whether Trump’s speech-writers have just watched Legally Blonde on repeat so much that the film’s dialogue has merged seamlessly with their internal monologue, or they’re just lazy, but this is ridiculous.
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Paramount/Zoolander3 of 21
Fox/Home Alone 24 of 21
Pizza Hut5 of 21
Warner Bros./Two Weeks Notice6 of 21
HBO/Sex and the City7 of 21
Universal/The Little Rascals8 of 21
ABC/The Job9 of 21
Triumph/Ghosts Can't Do It10 of 21
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Buena Vista/Eddie12 of 21
CBS/The Nanny13 of 21
Fox/The Simpsons14 of 21
Buena Vista/The Associate15 of 21
ABC/The Drew Carey Show16 of 21
ABC/Spin City17 of 21
WWE18 of 21
WWE19 of 21
NBC/Suddenly Susan20 of 21
Fox/The Simpsons21 of 21
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