Yup, You Can Now Sleep In A Pizza
We will not be done with this pizza obsession until it consumes every part of our life. We want pizza toothpaste, pizza tax returns, pizza bikinis, those things that hold up pizza boxes shaped like a pizza, a pizza dog and wife. Pizza bathroom, pizza calendars, and pizza concepts of time.
Before we reach this grand utopia, we can at least count ourselves lucky that we can tuck (ourselves) into this cosy pizza sleeping bag.
That’s right - your pizza obsession can finally be realised in your subconscious, as well as your reality.
Available on Etsy for the rather high price of £159, this pizza sleeping bag can be all yours. You can even pimp it with additional topping cushions like mushrooms and olives.
With the pillows at £15-20 a pop, you’ll need a (pizza) loan to complete the full slice.
Probably best to keep dreaming.
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