Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher has tweeted in response to the claims that his marriage to Demi Moore is on the rocks.
Some lady (we’re not going to bother saying her name as that’s gossip and we’re not gossipers are we? – we’ll refer to her as ‘flange’) has been fuelled rumours of an alleged affair just a week after his record-breaking debut in Two and a Half Men.
Funny how someone always has to try and ruin a success story isn’t it?!
On Twitter Kutcher broke his silence tweeting a link to Public Enemy’s ‘Don’t Believe The Hype’ (tune!) as well as the old adage: ‘When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.’ Quite.
‘Flange’ is now apparently scurrying around newspapers demanding an obscene amount of money for story: ‘Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000’ a source told The Sun. Good luck with that.
Here’s a sneak peek of the next episode of Two and a Half Men which you can watch Monday at 9pm:
Some lady (we’re not going to bother saying her name as that’s gossip and we’re not gossipers are we? – we’ll refer to her as ‘flange’) has been fuelled rumours of an alleged affair just a week after his record-breaking debut in Two and a Half Men.
Funny how someone always has to try and ruin a success story isn’t it?!
On Twitter Kutcher broke his silence tweeting a link to Public Enemy’s ‘Don’t Believe The Hype’ (tune!) as well as the old adage: ‘When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.’ Quite.
‘Flange’ is now apparently scurrying around newspapers demanding an obscene amount of money for story: ‘Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000’ a source told The Sun. Good luck with that.
Here’s a sneak peek of the next episode of Two and a Half Men which you can watch Monday at 9pm:
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