Just as we were laughing our heads off and thinking how we wished we had a blobby, sorry a body like Paddy Doherty's, we read that he's lost over 10lbs at bootcamp in preparation for the keep-fit launch. Knocking the 25 pints a day on the head must have helped him too, according to the Daily Star.
You'll also be pleased to hear that he's reportedly considering teaming up with Sally Bercow, the wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons for such keep-fit merriment.
Paddy Doherty told the Daily Star, 'It would be good to do something that couples can work out together to. There is nothing out there for a man and his woman to do together. I'm not sure about wearing any of that Lycra nonsense, though.'
We didn't promise any of this newspiece would be tasteful, did we? But this all seems like someone somewhere is having a laugh. And we don't think it's Paddy to be honest.
But his rep has said, 'Watch this space.'
Now that is something we will be doing - we've even set up a Google alert.
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