The close-to-real-life rumour of Charlie Harper driving his car off a cliff wouldn’t return you much bang for your buck at 11:10 and a good old cartoon-style piano falling on the jingle writer stand at 200:1.
The last team we saw Charlie he was heading out the door with Rose for a romantic getaway to Paris (see below video) – the chances of his plane crashing is a fairly decent 12:1.
However aside from accidental poisoning (6:1), being shot in a crime of passion (3:1 – pretty likely!) and Charlie joining a monastery (50:1) our personal favourite of the bunch is the 250:1 chance of Chaz eloping with Berta! It could happen…
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Meanwhile, ready to step in to Charlie’s shoes is Ashton Kutcher who begins work on season nine any day now.
Last week the first image of Ashton Kutcher alongside his new co-stars Angus T. Jones and Jon Cryer all in the buff was revealed to the world but we still don’t know what character he’ll play. OH THE TENSION!
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