TheCheeky.com have come up with a solution to the cheating wife or husband who merely slips off his or her wedding ring and lures attractive women (or men), men (or women) or men and women into their sordid web, to have much more fun that they were going to.
Their special titanium wedding ring brands the words "I'm married" on the wearer's finger, cutting down infidelity by up to 25% (5% after midnight or 8 units of alcohol). If Tiger Woods had one, he'd still be the world's best golfer and a great tipper.
Never one to avoid nicking other people's ideas, the Daily Slap hopes to move into similar products that allow the consumer to wear their conscience on their person, so nobody gets fooled by your BS.
Product testing has begun on the following branding items:
• Crap in bed
• All day gamer
• Aspiring blogger
• Ferrari body - Punto brain
• That's enough about me. What about me?
• I do it on a first date
• I really work at Tesco
• Have you heard the good news about Jehovah?
• I'm high on mother's morphine
• My ego is out of control
• £100k a year. Company car. Total d***
We feel it's a public service to save you time, money and bodily fluids. Don’t thank us. Just give us a lot of money.
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