In an interview with Rolling Stone the quote-me-king revealed he has a thing for women with nice toes, of all the things a lady has to offer.
"I've not dated ladies for their feet," he admitted – after all, he's not a pervert. "Just the length of certain toes."
Charlie says he's dead against hammertoes, so, let's be frank, ladies. If you've got any kind of pedal deformity this is one unhinged Hollywood star that is out of your reach.
He proved he could still pop out those awesome "Tiger blood" phrases, telling the mag, "I am the alter ego of the shark," mysteriously.
Charlie may be filming Anger Management for cable channel FX but it's not having the desired affect on his mood. When a security guard refused to let him back into an LA Kings hockey game after he's nipped out for a snout, Chas lost it and told her to "blow my b***s," in a widely reported rant.
And then just when he could do with some good news, Russell Brand invites him to yoga. It never rains but it pours.
The two have become buddies thanks to their shared experiences of going off the rails, but what sort of buddy invites you to yoga? Russell's friends are worried Charlie will be a bad influence on him. What do they think Charlie's friends are thinking?
Russell is on the wagon these days, mind, whereas Charlie is firmly off it. His choice of poison is vodka, straight, "Because ice is for injuries."
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