Charlie Sheen has reportedly reached a settlement in his multi-million dollar lawsuit against Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros over his sacking from Two and a Half Men but they’re all keeping schtum about the details.

Also unfortunately for die hard Two and a Half Men fans the deal doesn't seem to include resurrecting Charlie Harper's corpse.

Rose delivers Charlie Harper’s eulogy:

A distraught Rose delivers Charlie's eulogy at ...


The official line is: ‘Warner Bros Television, Chuck Lorre and Charlie Sheen have resolved their dispute to the parties’ mutual satisfaction,’ The Hollywood Reporter writes.

The statement continued: ‘The pending lawsuit and arbitration will be dismissed as to all parties. The parties have agreed to maintain confidentiality over the terms of the settlement.’

Boo! Last week the LA Times plucked a $25 million dollar settlement figure out of the air but we’ll never know what really went on behind those doors – what we do know is that Charlie Harper is still well and truly dead:

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Charlie’s departure from Two and a Half Men made way for Ashton Kutcher to take the reigns as the highest paid bugger on television and boy did he make an impression during last week’s season 9 premiere:

A very naked Ashton Kutcher in Two and a Half Men

A very naked Ashton Kutcher in Two and a Half Men

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Dripping wet and cold, Walden seeks help from Alan

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    Dripping wet and cold, Walden seeks help from Alan

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    Walden gives Berta an eyeful at breakfast

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    Oh, ok pants and all!

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    Morning glory

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    That's one happy housekeeper

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    Aww he's a hugger

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    He's going to buy the house!


Two and a Half Men Season 9 continues on Comedy Central Monday 3rd October at 9pm.

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