Fire chiefs are warning England football fans they risk burning down their houses and making a terrible mess if they attempt a bacon sarnie when they get home from watching a game.
Alcohol impairs your judgement. Just ask my wife. It can make you add a fried egg to almost any dish. Often that works very well but not if you leave it to burst into flames, wasting both a house and an egg.
Another danger is that you may not be entirely in control in the kitchen. What started out as a sausage feast may turn into a tomato salad, causing you to burn down the house in frustration.
There are thousands of kebab shops in the UK, all waiting to save your life, and give you chilli sauce. And some handy bacteria.
Many people will go straight to the pub from work to watch a game with mates. The sparkling entertainment of England's gallant heroes and the witty banter of their so-called friends may lead them to forget about nutrition. Once home, the frying pan seems like the easy answer.
The Daily Slap has a solution. Don’t go to work. Spend the day gorging on egg sandwiches and biscuits, lining your stomach for the evening's footballing disappointment. Job done.
This has been a public service announcement.
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