According to the nation’s favourite phone hackers, Kelsey Grammer, 57, and his wife Kayte, 33, re-newed their vows at the Little Church of the West in Las Vegas on Saturday, just 15 months after marrying in New York.
What is it with tabloid papers always listing people’s ages? Why not mention something equally as irrelevant such as their star sign or an interesting fact?
Anyway, Kelsey, Pisces, wore a Tom Ford suit and Kayte, clean driving licence, wore a custom Peter Langner baby-doll dress.
And it’s literally a case of ‘Vegas, baby!’ for the loved-up duo as they’re expecting twins next month. Ah, twins. That explains why they got married twice.
All good betting shops refused our bet that the babies will be named Frasier and Niles but you can still get odds of 50 to 1 from this bloke we know down the pub.
Actually, he also claims he’s got Transformers 5 on DVD and they haven’t even made it yet, so maybe you shouldn’t give him your hard earned wedge after all.
Anyway, back to the Grammers and reports that they celebrated their re-marriage (is that even a word?) with a slap-up meal of tossed salad and scrambled eggs have been rubbished.
Because we made it up.
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