Oh man, just when you thought all was well in the world of the former Two and a Half Men star, another story crops up to suggest Charlie Sheen’s been tempted to the dark side. Again.

According to professional celebrity stalkers TMZ, when they asked Sheen if he was using drugs he sent them the following response:

I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.

I was there

they were not.

their tepid

hearsay is a baseless

static drone.

a mantra.

their theme.

I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'

privelidge,

to judge those

who can and who do.

nabobs.

CS

Right, where shall we start? Um. Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

We were going to ask the finest mind in the office to translate it but the work experience boy was on lunch so we’re left scratching our heads.

All we can say is ‘nabobs’ is another great Sheenism to add to your collection alongside ‘Tiger blood’, ‘Warlock’ and ‘Winning’. Apparently it’s a quote from one of his dad’s movies, Apocolypse Now, don’t cha know?

We just hope the Two and a Half Grams rumours aren’t true and the only Charlie he’s touching is himself. We love ya Charlie, stay safe.

nabobs.

CC

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