According to professional celebrity stalkers TMZ, when they asked Sheen if he was using drugs he sent them the following response:
I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.
I was there
they were not.
hearsay is a baseless
I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'
to judge those
who can and who do.
Right, where shall we start? Um. Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?
We were going to ask the finest mind in the office to translate it but the work experience boy was on lunch so we’re left scratching our heads.
All we can say is ‘nabobs’ is another great Sheenism to add to your collection alongside ‘Tiger blood’, ‘Warlock’ and ‘Winning’. Apparently it’s a quote from one of his dad’s movies, Apocolypse Now, don’t cha know?
We just hope the Two and a Half Grams rumours aren’t true and the only Charlie he’s touching is himself. We love ya Charlie, stay safe.
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