Last week he offered us very little with his vanity card for the season 9 premiere…
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…but now Lorre has confessed to feeling like he was part of bizarre reality show after making the decision to fire Sheen from the sitcom and then facing a $100 million lawsuit – which FYI seems to have all blown over now too (but for how much?) – and now fears what Sheen could say in an inevitable autobiography one day.
Here’s what he said:
‘Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn’t understand the rules, wasn’t sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not.
‘Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I’m being told that the reality show’s been cancelled. Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control. Sorry. Whoops. Live and learn. Moving on. Game over.
And that’s fine. I am so good with that. Yes, please, let’s all move on.
‘There’s just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It’s angry. It’s hungry. And worst of all...it’s writing a tell-all book.’
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