The scandal sheets are abuzz with rumours that Two And A Half Men star Ashton Kutcher is hooking back up with Demi Moore. And those guys really know their stuff.
We asked Ashton, through a close personal friend who was once at a party just after Ash (we call him Ash) left, if the rumours were true. Here's what came back in full:
"No."
Interesting. It's not like him to be so evasive with us, but we're good at reading between the lines, so we think he meant "Unequivocally, yes." There's no smoke without fire and we have both some matches and some dry kindling.
Demi and Ash were spotted at a mutual friend's birthday party, which can surely only mean one thing, right? Did their eyes meet? Did it stir the old magic? Was it electric?
"He got her a coffee," said a source. "In a paper cup." The paper cup of love, perhaps?
"No."
Oh.
He's so mysterious. But don’t worry, as soon as we know for sure, we’ll tell you. And then Demi, obvs.
We asked Ashton, through a close personal friend who was once at a party just after Ash (we call him Ash) left, if the rumours were true. Here's what came back in full:
"No."
Interesting. It's not like him to be so evasive with us, but we're good at reading between the lines, so we think he meant "Unequivocally, yes." There's no smoke without fire and we have both some matches and some dry kindling.
Demi and Ash were spotted at a mutual friend's birthday party, which can surely only mean one thing, right? Did their eyes meet? Did it stir the old magic? Was it electric?
"He got her a coffee," said a source. "In a paper cup." The paper cup of love, perhaps?
"No."
Oh.
He's so mysterious. But don’t worry, as soon as we know for sure, we’ll tell you. And then Demi, obvs.
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