So whilst everyone else is salivating over the trailer, The Daily Slap decided to investigate further. That's why we broke into an unnamed Bond producer's home to get our hands on the script so we could reveal a few exclusives of our own.
Just in case you haven't seen the Skyfall trailer yet (there's more to the internet than porn, you know) it features Judi 'M' Dench preparing an obituary for 007, Daniel Craig falling hundreds of feet from a viaduct into a river and a row of coffins draped in the Union Flag.
So how do we know Bond doesn't really, actually snuff it? Because he appears again at the end to announce in a smouldering manner that his hobby is "Resurrection". Very, very cool. Although we all know his real hobby is shagging.
Anyway, back to our investigation into getting our hands on the Skyfall script. To gain access to the Bond producer's house, we told his maid we were from MTV Cribs. She believed us, all too eager to show off the 50 inch widescreen TV and fridge with built-in ice dispenser.
As we were filming the maid by the whirlpool, a Daily Slap reporter snuck into the producer's bedroom and searched for the script. Unbelievably, it wasn't in the pants and socks drawer or the old cornflake box under the bed - all we found there was a couple of vintage 'cheesecake' magazines.
So, the bad news is we didn't get our hands on the Skyfall script but the good news is we've now got some top quality 1950s top shelf material. And we did it for you, dear reader, for you. Which proves yet again that where others zig, The Daily Slap zags.
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