It's shocking, we know, but it's true. Photographers were agog as Our Jen posed in a nice dress to be judged on a very basic level by catty people she'll never meet.
The Friends hottie was at a bash honouring Shirley MacLaine with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Sony Pictures Studio in Los Angeles.
Shouldn't that be Lifetimes Achievement Award, given Shirl's well-documented belief in reincarnation? She's had more incarnations than films, bless her.
Among her most vivid memories of previous lives is that of an androgynous being in the Lemurian era - so pre-Atlantis, obvs.
Shirley tells us these beings had both male and female genitalia yet procreated using their minds. It sounds like they just hadn’t thought it through. It's a massive waste of bits to say the least.
The gossip pages were abuzz with the global significance of Jennifer showing up at the do without her boyf, Justin Theroux. Did they have a fight? Had she killed him, chopped him up and fed him to pigs? Were they getting married?
Luckily she wore a long white dress with a plunging neckline so everyone forgot their suspicions that she'd offed her beau. She didn't fool us though and we'll be keeping a close eye on her so you don't have to.
The Friends hottie was at a bash honouring Shirley MacLaine with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Sony Pictures Studio in Los Angeles.
Shouldn't that be Lifetimes Achievement Award, given Shirl's well-documented belief in reincarnation? She's had more incarnations than films, bless her.
Among her most vivid memories of previous lives is that of an androgynous being in the Lemurian era - so pre-Atlantis, obvs.
Shirley tells us these beings had both male and female genitalia yet procreated using their minds. It sounds like they just hadn’t thought it through. It's a massive waste of bits to say the least.
The gossip pages were abuzz with the global significance of Jennifer showing up at the do without her boyf, Justin Theroux. Did they have a fight? Had she killed him, chopped him up and fed him to pigs? Were they getting married?
Luckily she wore a long white dress with a plunging neckline so everyone forgot their suspicions that she'd offed her beau. She didn't fool us though and we'll be keeping a close eye on her so you don't have to.
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