Chelsea Handler invited her close friend onto her chat show and merely complimented her fiancé, Justin Theroux. That was enough to prompt Jen to shed real celebrity tears, which were then collected and auctioned off for charity. Per ounce, celebrity tears are worth more than gold, or most people's lives.
"I just got verklempt," said Jen, using the Yiddish word for emotional. Anyone would. No doubt Justin is a top feller, but he's playing a blinder marrying the lovely Friends' star. No more will people with very sad lives pity her while reading Heat. Suddenly, questions about a relationship that ended seven years ago will seem rude and irrelevant. Yes, Justin, you've played a blinder, Sir.
The other stunning development during the Chelsea Lately interview featured a conversation about Jennifer's nipples.
"Everyone here at work loves your nipples," said Chelsea. "Every time Jen comes on the show there’s always something when her nipples are very, very pronounced... Actually, I can see one!"
The things girls talk about! However, Chelsea was correct. Jen hurriedly covered her now two prominent Pointer Sisters. Pointer Sisters, by the way, is Yiddish for nipples.
But back to the important stuff. What does she really think about Brad and… what? We've got to ask while we still can. It's soo interesting.
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