You know your relationship's reached DEFCON 3 when you utter those three little words: meet the parents. Yes, introducing your other half to the people whose DNA you share is a show of faith to everyone involved that your current jiggy-partner is more than a one night stand. And according to In Touch magazine, Two and a Half Men man Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's relationship has reached DEFCON 3.
The loved up, incredibly good-looking duo's relationship has been building up to this milestone event for some time now. Not only were they recently spotted attending Kabbalah services together, hardly a day goes by where they aren't papped with one hand nestled tenderly on the other's juicy rump. We don't blame them, to be honest. Those rumps are contagiously grabbable.
You'll be pleased to hear that according to a nameless, faceless insider In Touch allegedly spoke to, Mila's meeting with Ashton's parents in Cedar Rapids, Iowa went well and they love her. Well, who wouldn't? All in all it's been a great month so far for Mila who, it was announced on Monday, has been crowned Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine, no less. We imagine this will be quite a hot topic when she files her next tax return:
INT. TAX MAN'S OFFICE (DAY)
Tax Man: “Occupation?”
Mila: “Actress...and I was also crowned…[mumbles]…
Tax Man: “Sorry, I couldn’t hear that.”
Mila: "I was...[modest, embarrassed mumble]..."
Tax Man: "Sorry?"
Ashton: “She’s the sexiest woman alive.”
Tax Man: "Wha-? Oh...oh! I'm going to have to ask you to email me some photos to prove that. It's government, um, policy. Please? Pretty please."
Mila and Ashton walk out...with a hand nestled on each other's juicy rump.
Of course, you don't need to be Mila or a member of the Kutcher clan to have Ashton in your living room. We beam him into your TV box every Monday at 9pm for a brand new episode of Two and a Half Men. Those among you with a degree in Physics will have just realised that it's Monday today, which means there's a new episode tonight at 9pm. In the meantime, here's a Kutcher clip for ya...
The loved up, incredibly good-looking duo's relationship has been building up to this milestone event for some time now. Not only were they recently spotted attending Kabbalah services together, hardly a day goes by where they aren't papped with one hand nestled tenderly on the other's juicy rump. We don't blame them, to be honest. Those rumps are contagiously grabbable.
You'll be pleased to hear that according to a nameless, faceless insider In Touch allegedly spoke to, Mila's meeting with Ashton's parents in Cedar Rapids, Iowa went well and they love her. Well, who wouldn't? All in all it's been a great month so far for Mila who, it was announced on Monday, has been crowned Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine, no less. We imagine this will be quite a hot topic when she files her next tax return:
INT. TAX MAN'S OFFICE (DAY)
Tax Man: “Occupation?”
Mila: “Actress...and I was also crowned…[mumbles]…
Tax Man: “Sorry, I couldn’t hear that.”
Mila: "I was...[modest, embarrassed mumble]..."
Tax Man: "Sorry?"
Ashton: “She’s the sexiest woman alive.”
Tax Man: "Wha-? Oh...oh! I'm going to have to ask you to email me some photos to prove that. It's government, um, policy. Please? Pretty please."
Mila and Ashton walk out...with a hand nestled on each other's juicy rump.
Of course, you don't need to be Mila or a member of the Kutcher clan to have Ashton in your living room. We beam him into your TV box every Monday at 9pm for a brand new episode of Two and a Half Men. Those among you with a degree in Physics will have just realised that it's Monday today, which means there's a new episode tonight at 9pm. In the meantime, here's a Kutcher clip for ya...
But if even that's not enough to quench your thirst for quality Ashton time, why not try and win a trip to the Warner Bros set in LA. Who knows, you just might get to meet Big A in person. Lord knows, we're good to you.
The Sexiest Woman Alive's boyfriend Ashton Kutcher stars in Two and a Half Men. New episodes Mondays at 9pm. Click here to watch clips.
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