Yes, according to the fount of all celebrity tittle tattle, The Sun, the pair are "inseparable" and "joined at the hip". We're not medically trained but we're pretty sure they can cure that these days. We saw a documentary about it on Channel 5.
The paper also quoted a faceless, nameless, probably not real "insider" who had this to say: "They're staying with each other most nights. Mila's practically moved in to Ashton's Hollywood home".
So, whether Ashton's welcomed Mila into his palatial home as his jiggy-buddy or simply to help pay the mortgage (Hollywood Hills mansions aren't cheap you know) we wish the easy-on-the-eye duo well.
And if it does turn out that Ashton and Mila aren't an item, they've both just landed some grade A flatmate eye candy. Whether you fancy humans who wee standing up or sitting down, there's no denying they're a handsome pair of young fillies. If we were Mila or Ashton, we'd try the "Oh, I didn't realise you were in here" bathroom trick at least six times an hour, in the hope of seeing them bare to the bone. Wouldn't you?
It used to work wonders on the guy we lived with in college. The only downside is we're no longer allowed to be within 100 feet of him, but we've still got the memories and they're going nowhere.
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