Eurovision's 'Prohibited Items' List Is Random AF
We LOVE Eurovision.
What better opportunity to let loose with your mates whilst simultaneously celebrating sparkly outfits, substandard pop, and European citizenship?
Now, let us just say - security is super important. Obvs.
We don't condone carrying scary and/or sharp items. That would be weird.
We are, however, mildly confused as to the curation of this year's Eurovision 'prohibited items' list...
Trolleys, handcuffs and chains, pliers, ladders, and chairs are all to be considered banned paraphernalia at this year's concert in Lisbon.
Remember when Russia got banned from The Olympics?
It's stuff like this that makes you realise how overused the word 'random' is...
Needless to say, the internet is freaking out.
Time and place, pal...
Eurovision sauciness just peaked.
We're placing our bets on Azerbaijan...
We propose our act performs on a ladder, wearing handcuffs whilst the backing dancers push trolleys in the formation of the European stars.
We see this as the only way to redeem ourselves from... you know what.
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