Rather than do the hard work and come up with alternatives ourselves, The Daily Slap took to the streets of Hull this evening to ask the great British public: How could they make the Presidential debates more entertaining?
"How about a special episode of Total Wipeout? I'd love to see Obama tackle the big red balls. I'd also like to see him in lycra."
Chris Wrist, Nervous Vet
"Whenever I fall out with my current wife, we always settle our differences over a good old game of tennis. Nothing clears the air quicker. Well, apart from Fabreze. We play in the nude. I have pictures."
Anthony J Nostril, Funeral Fanatic
"Me thinks da show should be more like da X Factor, yougetme? Obama and that other one should sing songs and we vote for our bestest. There should be theme weeks too, yougetme? Me thinks Obama would make a great Justin Bieber."
Evelyn Pevelyn, High Court Judge
"An arm wrestle. In the clink we settled all arguments with an arm wrestle. Or a shiv."
Naomi Imoan, Oxbridge Educated Prisoner
"We know they can both talk the talk but what I want to know is who's the best kisser? I'm free next Tuesday if they're both up for it."
Jane McPlain, Average Looking Woman
"Doesn't bother me. I always vote for the Decepticons anyway."
Josh Bumlick, Drunk
Mr Obama goes toe-to-toe with Mr Romney again next Tuesday. Will it be another yawn-fest involving boring old words or will they give the people what the people want? Watch this space. Actually, don't waste your time, it'll just be a debate as usual. *Sigh*
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