President Obama's number two, Joe Biden, went out all-guns blazing in last night's vice-presidential debate with Paul Ryan in a small Kentucky college town in, um, Kentucky. Whereas Obama was criticised for failing to challenge Mitt Romney during their mass debate last week, Biden and Ryan unpicked each other's arguments with the ease of a stripper removing her brassiere. Although it's fun watching people argue, not for 90 minutes. We say, enough of this war of words already. Surely there's a better - more entertaining way - to settle each debate.

Rather than do the hard work and come up with alternatives ourselves, The Daily Slap took to the streets of Hull this evening to ask the great British public: How could they make the Presidential debates more entertaining?

"How about a special episode of Total Wipeout? I'd love to see Obama tackle the big red balls. I'd also like to see him in lycra."

Chris Wrist, Nervous Vet

"Whenever I fall out with my current wife, we always settle our differences over a good old game of tennis. Nothing clears the air quicker. Well, apart from Fabreze. We play in the nude. I have pictures."

Anthony J Nostril, Funeral Fanatic

"Me thinks da show should be more like da X Factor, yougetme? Obama and that other one should sing songs and we vote for our bestest. There should be theme weeks too, yougetme? Me thinks Obama would make a great Justin Bieber."

Evelyn Pevelyn, High Court Judge

"An arm wrestle. In the clink we settled all arguments with an arm wrestle. Or a shiv."

Naomi Imoan, Oxbridge Educated Prisoner

"We know they can both talk the talk but what I want to know is who's the best kisser? I'm free next Tuesday if they're both up for it."

Jane McPlain, Average Looking Woman

"Doesn't bother me. I always vote for the Decepticons anyway."

Josh Bumlick, Drunk

Mr Obama goes toe-to-toe with Mr Romney again next Tuesday. Will it be another yawn-fest involving boring old words or will they give the people what the people want? Watch this space. Actually, don't waste your time, it'll just be a debate as usual. *Sigh*

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