It came to light at the weekend that Prime Minister David Cameron accidentally left his 8-year-old daughter in a pub after enjoying a slap-up Sunday lunch.
It all went down at a pub near the Prime Minister's country residence, Chequers. Having finished their Yorkshire puddings, the PM's family and bodyguards got into separate cars to head home.
It was only when they arrived at Chequers that they realised Cameron's eldest child, Nancy, was still at the pub. Apparently she’d nipped to the loo as everyone headed to their cars and everyone assumed she was in the other car.
As soon as Dave’s gang realised their mistake, they did a u-turn straight back to the pub. Some political insiders have guffawed that it's not the first u-turn Cameron has made, but we don't know enough about politics to join in.
And we don't know what a guffaw is, to be honest.
There’s a happy ending though: a pub insider has revealed that Nancy was found happily helping pub staff. We hope they paid her or at least gave her a free Fruit Shoot.
Meanwhile, Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin said, “I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.”
That was his character in Home Alone though and nothing to do with him or this story. We just love that film. We’ve even got it on VHS and we don’t even own a VHS player.
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