According to media reports, it was 3am and Harry was wearing his jeans. The Daily Slap is going to hazard a guess and say that neither of them were probably in a fit state to drive. But who won?
We’ll come on to that but first, let’s set the scene. After an exhausting few weeks watching the Olympics, Harry arrived in Vegas for a relaxing break with some pals. Earlier that day he’d been filmed by a TV crew from Extra eyeing up a “stunning blonde”. Hey, could it have been the infamous mystery blonde?
Anyway, after a hard day’s partying, who should Harry bump into at the Wynn Hotel but fellow party lover Ryan Lochte, one of the Olympians he’d cheered on back in Blighty.
Legend has it (well, the Daily Mail) that after jumping into the pool, Lochte counted to three on his fingers before the odd couple set off on a breaststroke battle in front of 5,000 revellers who, let’s face it, probably thought someone had spiked their drinks.
Hang on a minute. 5,000 revellers? This is starting to sound almost Biblical. A man who can almost walk on water delivers a performance in front of a crowd of 5,000. We’re just a few loaves and fishes away from a second coming here, people.
We’ve left you in suspense for long enough though. You want to know who won, don’t you? Well, who do you think? Double gold Olympic medal-winner Ryan Lochte, of course. Reports suggest he raised his arms triumphantly before turning to Harry for a celebratory hug. How times change. In Charles II’s day they’d have strung Lochte up for treason.
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