Last active in the 19th Century a duo of mysterious weavers were known to convince people of high authority into believing they had been presented with the finest new attire when in fact they’d simply be letting their genitalia hang loose for all the world to see – and it seems they’re now back to continue their mischievous deeds with our beloved monarchy.
As Harry paraded what he thought was his brand new attire among the Las Vegas revellers, a party goer reportedly cried, ‘but he isn’t wearing anything at all!’ and was met with swift, stern looks. After police arrived it seems his friends were all too scared to tell the Prince he was in naught but his birthday suit.
Unfortunately for Harry, celebrity stalking site TMZ unveiled pictures of the Prince in all his glory playing a game of strip billiards with his friends and some ‘hot chicks’ before authorities could quell the story. Naturally Harry could well have thought he was playing normal fully-clothed billiards which makes this story all the more tragic.
Meanwhile police are circulating this image, believed to be the suspects at work.
Police are mulling over other potential leads, including Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s involvement, who was challenged to a swimming duel just hours previously.
A rep for the Royal Family has said, ‘We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.’ Like hell they don’t.
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