Charlie Sheen’s porn star ex – well, one of them - has revealed that he had an unusual bedroom habit. "Tell us something we don’t know", we hear you say. Well, according to Bree Olsen, our Charlie had a habit for tweeting whilst having sex.
Speaking to a US rag, Bree, 25, explained, “Yes, he’d tweet in bed. He was really excited about Twitter. I wasn’t offended. I thought it was more funny than anything.” It seems the Anger Management star's current lady friend might not be quite so lenient. Sheen quit Twitter last week.
Speaking to a US rag, Bree, 25, explained, “Yes, he’d tweet in bed. He was really excited about Twitter. I wasn’t offended. I thought it was more funny than anything.” It seems the Anger Management star's current lady friend might not be quite so lenient. Sheen quit Twitter last week.
Now, we've all tweeted on the toilet but during rumpy pumpy? Not so much. But maybe Charlie's onto something. Why not kill two birds with one stone? Tick something off your to do list whilst making the beast with two backs.
So we’ve come up with some other things you can do during sex to a) save time, and b) keep yourself entertained. Think of it as the Bored Lover’s Guide or a Kama Sutra to Suit ya.
Paint your nails
If you’re already bent forward you’d might as well Shellac your toenails while you’re there. Keep the varnish remover handy though, just in case of spillages.
Finish a jigsaw
But be careful not to knock it though. We were halfway through a 1000 piece jigsaw of Charles and Diana (we wanted one of Charles and Eddie but there were none in stock) when a sudden thrust knocked Charles’ right ear into smithereens.
Watch TV
A great tactic to either delay the inevitable (if that’s what you want) or keep you entertained until you reach the finish line. Just make sure you’ve got access to the remote or you could end up reaching a climax during a repeat of the Antiques Roadshow. And no one wants that.
Eat
As films such as 9½ Weeks taught us, your tastebuds aren’t the only body part food can tantalise. We’d recommend sticking to finger food though, anything that requires a knife and fork isn’t quite so saucy in the boudoir.
Make a phone call
On reflection, this one could turn a bit odd depending on who you’re speaking to. Especially if it’s your mum on the other end. Of the phone that is. Sicko.
Of course, the success of each of these is largely dependent on your position, location and general interest in the primary activity, but have fun finding your favourite.
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