The scent, imaginatively titled 'James Bond 007', is to be released this September to coincide with the new Bond film, Skyfall.
Maybe the aftershave will improve Bond's success with the ladies. Sure, he's had his fair share of fillies over the years but let's not forget the Queen did jump headfirst out of a helicopter just to get away from him on Friday night. Having said that, one of her corgies was humping his leg all evening so he did get some action.
According to P&G Prestige (the perfume world's answer to Q), the James Bond aftershave will have a retro 60s feel with a hint of apple and sandalwood, yet be "modern and sophisticated". They're yet to confirm if each bottle is shaken, not stirred. Or if the secret aroma was created by Dr. No...se.
The only bad news, ladies, is that James Bond 007 is currently for men only. Unless you want to attract other ladies, of course. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say. In fact, good luck, let us know how you get on, and please send pictures.
But the big question on everyone's lips is whether smelling like Bond will help you roger more. In the interests of getting some action, The Daily Slap test drove the aftershave last night, with a dab behind each ear, on each cheek and a little sprinkle 'downstairs', just in case. Was it a success? Well, let's just say the bed I'm currently sitting in as I write this article isn't mine. High five!
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