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Someone Made Sylvanian Families Filthy & We Can’t Stop Cry-LOLing

"Wow. It's so hairy."
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Monday, August 22, 2016 - 17:00

Forest Fr1ends

Remember Sylvanian Families? That super-adorable, super-innocent collection of super-sweet animal families who lived a super-wholesome life in a 50s-style town called Sylvania? 

There’s no WAY that anyone could possibly bring themselves to ruin such purity… right?

Uh, no. Not right. In fact, this whole thing is just super, super wrong. 

 

go stick it in a butternut squash for all i care bernard, but you're not putting it in me.... pic.twitter.com/eJbGqc22w9

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 15, 2016

 

Meet Forest Fr1ends, a Twitter and Tumblr that takes a peek at the seedy truth behind Sylvania’s simple, sinless reputation, twisting our childhoods into something dark and exceptionally LOL-worthy. 

Forest Fr1ends Has Ruined Sylvanian Families Forever

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