Someone Made Sylvanian Families Filthy & We Can’t Stop Cry-LOLing

"Wow. It's so hairy."

Monday, August 22, 2016 - 17:00

Remember Sylvanian Families? That super-adorable, super-innocent collection of super-sweet animal families who lived a super-wholesome life in a 50s-style town called Sylvania?

There’s no WAY that anyone could possibly bring themselves to ruin such purity… right?

Uh, no. Not right. In fact, this whole thing is just super, super wrong.

go stick it in a butternut squash for all i care bernard, but you're not putting it in me.... pic.twitter.com/eJbGqc22w9

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 15, 2016

Meet Forest Fr1ends, a Twitter and Tumblr that takes a peek at the seedy truth behind Sylvania’s simple, sinless reputation, twisting our childhoods into something dark and exceptionally LOL-worthy.

Forest Fr1ends Has Ruined Sylvanian Families Forever

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101 Dalmations: Beastiality jokes Disney? Really?

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Tangled: Stay woke people!

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The Rescuers: Bet you thought the dirty business was down in front, didn't you? Nope. Avert your glance to the window...

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Lion King: Coincidence? Don't be a damned fool.

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Lion King: For shame, Disney animation department. FOR SHAME.

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Toy Story: A hooker! Bet you didn't get that one back in the day, did you?

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Hercules: Do tell, Hercules.

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Hocus Pocus: That's some risky sass to pull infront of the Sanderson Sisters, bus man.

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Cars: One for meme fans, this - an actual Lemon Party. For those who don't get this joke: do not type those two words into Google.

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Inside Out: Err, we think you've gotten the wrong end of the stick, there...

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Aladdin: Genie you RASCAL.

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Frozen: More like Frozen in TIME with your sexual stereotypes, mate.

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Cars: Car groupies flash their headlights. Go figure.

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Toy Story 2: We'd wash yours out if we had it, Potato Head.

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Wreck-It Ralph: Jealous, much?

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Muppets Treasure Island: Muppet on human sex = life ruining night terrors

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Muppets Treasure Island: Even Kermit's getting sick of it now, Piggy.

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Little Mermaid: No one can convince us that isn't a huge dong.

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Hercules: Or that.

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Bambi: But this one is totally innocent, this. Nothing to see here.

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Toy Story: Quite the reaction to Jessie's arrival from Buzz Lightyear.

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The Emperor's New Groove: Kronk literally pitching a tent, here. HAVE YOU NO SHAME, DISNEY.

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