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These Elaborate ‘The Sims’ Torture Chambers Will Awaken Your Inner Psycho

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Monday, May 9, 2016 - 13:11

There's two ways to play The Sims: nicely, and horribly. You can give the people in your charge a nice life, with a nice house and a nice job, or you can set them on fire, or put them in the pool and 'forget' to build a ladder. Most of us took the second option, and everyone else who didn't is a liar.

But there's a whole other world of cruelty in The Sims. For some people it's not enough to set a baby on fire; they need to build an entire complex for setting babies on fire. There's a small community of people making these, er, charming installations. These are just a few of their creations.

First up, here's Milton

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He's a normal, if lonely guy

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But Milton has a secret

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A special place he likes to go

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Where all his friends are always there

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It's good to be Milton

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You can read the full story of Milton here, if you're morbidly curious enough. 

Or how about The Tale of the Sweatshop Family?

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They all live happily (...) in this lovely bunker

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While the slave master lives in this shabby old mansion

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The slaves work hard every day, making art and selling art for the family

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While the slave master has to deal with abject luxury

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 And yes, all the slaves are dressed as hot dogs

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It's a dreadful place

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For some

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See more of The Sweatshop Family here, you sadistic freak, you.

Not enough for you, eh? How about a fully-functioning prison?

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Every door is locked and only the warden may open them

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The prisoners have their bunks

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The warden has their house

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And the prisoners work in the garden

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And they work hard. All day, every day. Wait, you want proof? Alright, here you go, scumbag.

Last, and most depraved of all, the working slave plantation

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Here's the house staff

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Here are the slaves

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And there they are, working the fields

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If you're not sure how you should be feeling, a balance between being impressed at the level of detail and revulsion at the subject matter sounds about right. For further revulsion, check out the full set here.

Related: 30 Funniest Sims Fails Of All Time

30 Of The Funniest Sims Fails

  • Sweet skills, mum.
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  • Look, no arms!
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  • It's CatDog!
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  • That looks comfy, guys.
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  • They said I could be anything, so I became an easel.
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    5 of 30
  • Bootylicious.
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    6 of 30
  • When you've got a new cravat and you want everyone to know.
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    7 of 30
  • Didn't know you could create satan's spawn in the Sims.
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  • Didn't know you could create a giraffe child, either.
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  • There's a lot going on here...a spider mum? A child without a torso? It's all a bit overwhelming.
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  • Stretch Armstrong infiltrates the Sims.
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  • There's a horse shadow but where the hell is the horse..?!
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  • Ding DONG.
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  • ERMAHGERD LOOK AT MA FACE.
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  • Probably what happens if you combine every breed of cat into one.
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  • Welcome to your nightmares.
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  • This gives a whole new meaning to 'baby cakes.'
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  • Next season's must have.
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  • We don't even want to know why it's been pixelated.
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  • Awww look at that baby's adorable....'tache?!
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  • When you panic so hard about having your photo taken that your arms bend the wrong way.
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  • If you can't afford a pool, why not turn your living room into this...whatever it is.
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  • Get a room, guys. Jeez.
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  • Might be a good idea to invest in some gym gear, love.
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  • Cereal scuba diving. It's the new craze.
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  • Two's company...
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  • Just one of those mornings when you've got a mop impaled through your head.
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  • How hungry do you need to be for this to occur?
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  • Sometimes when you're heartbroken, you just want to sit naked in the hallway.
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  • Sure, there's a baby on fire but there's internet to be doing.
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Related: 9 Famous Film & TV Sets Recreated In The Sims

9 Famous TV & Film Sets Recreated Perfectly In The Sims

  • Harry Potter - Hogwarts
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  • How I Met Your Mother - The apartment
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  • Bob's Burgers - Bob's restaurant
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  • The Simpsons - Homer's house
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  • Home Alone - Kevin's House
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  • Futurama - Planet Express headquarters
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  • Sherlock - Sherlocks flat
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  • Game of Thrones - Qarth City castle
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  • Friends - Monica's appartment
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