Ten Things That No, Kids Can't Be When They Grow Up
It's nice to dream, but if you ask your kids what they want to be when they grow up, and they give you any of these answers, put them up for adoption...
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 - 12:39
A police dog
A stick
Some ham
Wind
An aeroplane
Denmark
A professional person that eats ink for money
An octopus
Chris Tarrant
The road
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