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Ten Things That No, Kids Can't Be When They Grow Up

It's nice to dream, but if you ask your kids what they want to be when they grow up, and they give you any of these answers, put them up for adoption...
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Wednesday, April 1, 2015 - 12:39

A police dog

A stick

Some ham

Wind

An aeroplane

Denmark

A professional person that eats ink for money

An octopus

Chris Tarrant

The road

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