15 Video Games You'd Love To Go On Holiday In
1. Skyrim: High Hrothgar
High Hrothgar is the perfect remote ski resort where you can learn to shout so loud people fall over, burst into flames, freeze etc. The perfect example of education and fun coming together, plus there's a friendly dragon holiday rep that sends you to the hottest tourist attractions.
2. Any Lego game
The perfect destination for the holiday klutz determined to hold onto that deposit – if you break something, you can instantly rebuild it. Shoes are a necessity though, as obviously, you'll constantly be stepping on Lego.
3. The Sims
A world where you can manipulate anything, high-fiving people into marriage or spontaneously creating a swimming pool in your bathroom. The opportunities are endless.
Everyone likes big silly mad animals, right? Oddworld is full of big silly mad animals, most of which double as weapons. It would probably be your last holiday ever, but that applies to most of this list really.
5. GTA Vice City
Awesome weather, awesome soundtrack. Awesome. Just stay out of trouble and muck about with the jetpack all day. Lovely stuff.
6. Far Cry
An exotic, swelteringly hot holiday with all the fun of a gap year but none of the boring volunteering.
7. Just Cause
8. Red Dead Revolver
Nice weather to ride your friendly horse in, and as long as you aren't brutally murdered by outlaws, it's extremely peaceful.
Variety is the spice of life – you can fight dragons or spiders, build armour and weapons, build massive homes and underground railways or just grow a load of pigs. The choice is yours plus, for a relaxing minibreak, you can force sleep. That's a dream come true for insomniacs.
10. Mafia 2
Set in postwar America, the economy is booming and you can impress people with cool phrases like "Don't flip your wig".
The best interactive safari park holiday ever. You can hunt dinosaurs. Just think Jurassic Park where instead of just visiting and learning, you get to blow up the T-rex.
Generally on holidays you're encouraged to leave the animals there. Sod customs. Gotta catch 'em all.
13. Assassin's Creed: Black Flag
Being a pirate is badass. You can rob and pillage to your heart's content, combine digging and cartography in interesting ways, and centuries later people will still want to dress up like you for parties.
14. Super Mario Bros
You can't have a bad time with that music. Come on.
15. Viva Piñata
A world of sweets and chocolate, where the only thing that can possibly kill you is diabetes.
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