The Scottish referendum... even food has an opinion
First Mother Nature threw her prediction into the ring with this Scotland-less cloud formation, hinting that she dismissed any suggestion the referendum could be hit by serious public disorder.
Then 55-year-old Terry O'Neil found this prophetic message in a KFC bucket in Eastbourne, making it clear that Colonel Sanders predicts a huge logistical exercise ahead for Scotland's 32 local authorities after the vote.
Still, we thought no more of it. Until...
Sausage and Beans
We spotted this bit of soothsaying in our twice daily breakfast of sausage and beans. Coincidence? Or a sign that Scotland is about to take control of its own oil resources, which account for 60% of all oil resources in the EU. Sausage and beans indeed.
Then this, in our couscous elevenses. Note the sultana Isle of White, but no Scotland. A warning, perhaps, that Scotland will reject Westminster rule in favour of self-government?
'Why should Scotland have it's NHS privatised!?', screamed our lunch of mild cheddar.
Concerns over the currency of an independent Scotland were laughed off by the corned beef we always have around 3pm.
Will Scotland need to reapply for membership of the European Union to help ensure future economic stability? That's no reason not to vote for independence, said our afternoon snack of ketchup.
It's a done deal, insisted our final meal of the day, bread. On September 19th, Scotland shall wake up independent thanks to a landslide 'YES' vote. And Ireland will drift upwards a bit.
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